Thedevil went down to Hellfire, he was looking for a lock to duel.
Win was way behind and since we had some time he was lookin to make someone a fool.
When he came across this undead lock casting immolate and throwin a dot.
Thedevil jumped upon a tree of life stump and said: "Guildie let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't check patch notes, but I'm an OP player too.
"And if you'd care to take a /dare, I'll type  /duel target you.
"Now you have pretty good dps lock, but give Thedevil his due:
"I'm a hunter, and your just a lock, I have way more dps than you!"
The lock said: "My name's Alhazad and though your a hunter for the win,
"I'll click accept, you better feign death, 'cos I'm the best duelist that's ever been!"

Alhazad you better cast fel armor and summon that felguard.
'Cos deathcoils on cooldown in Hellfire and Thedevil dps's hard.
If you win you get to breg, and possibly rewrite lyrics to a song,
But if you lose, you won't prove Thedevil wrong!

Thedevil cast summon pet and he said: "I'll deal the first blow."
And /duel was typed with his fingertips as he arrowed up his bow.
And he pulled the strings upon his bow aiming his shot so he would not miss.
Then his pet joined in, biting on Al and the aim shot hit Al like a fist.
When Thedevil crit hit, Al said: "Well you just got a pretty good crit right here.
"But you sit down your mouse for now, 'cos i just cast my fear!"

Fear on that hunter , run ack, run.
Thedevil's getting pwnd by the felguard stun.
Curse of Agony, Corruption, Shadow Bolt!
"devil, does your pet bite?"
"In your throat!"

Thedevil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been /defeat.
He /clapped and then /kneeled on the ground at Alhazad's feet.
Al said: "Ackbar just type /duel if you wanna get pwnt again.
"I told you once, you OP hunter, I'm the best duelist that's ever been!"

And he feared that hunter, run ack, run
Thedevil's getting pwnd by the felguard stun.
Curse of Agony, Corruption, Shadow Bolt!
"devil, does your pet bite?"
"In you throat!"

Ok i thought this was too good to just let sit here, so here's my idea. I tweaked it a little to clean it up and make it easier to potentially sing. I'd like to shoot some FRAPS video (i can do it on my PC) of the event, and then set it to the original music ( I found a version of the song without lyrics on the net). Here's the tricky part.

1) getting someone to record (sing) the lyrics over the original score.

2) getting someone to edit the video and sync it someone to the audio track.

A big project i know, but the finished product would be great, and i think it could be HUGE on youtube, in the vien of leeroy jenkins, onexia wipe etc, and what great exposure for the guild. I know Corpseglow is an audio engineer and Magikattack does video editing, so I'd lve some input from those guys...and again hats off to Al, this is fucking gold!

Thedevil went down to Hellfire.

Thedevil went down to Hellfire, he was looking for a ‘lock to duel.
The raid was way behind and we had some time, he was lookin’ to make someone a fool.
When he came across this undead ‘lock castin’ Immolate and throwin’ a DOT.
Thedevil jumped up on a Hellboar corpse and said:

"Guildie let me tell you what; I bet you didn't check patch notes, but I'm an OP player too.
and if you'd care to take a /dare, I'd like to /duel you.
Now you have pretty good DPS lock, but give Thedevil his due:
I'm a hunter, and your just a ‘lock, I have way more DPS than you!"
The lock said: "My name's Alhazad and though your a hunter for the win,
I'll click accept, you better feign death, 'cause I'm the best that's ever been!"

Alhazad you better cast Fel Armor and summon that Felguard,
'cause Deathcoils on cooldown in Hellfire and Thedevil dps's hard.
If you win you get to brag, and possibly rewrite this song,
But if you lose, you won't prove Thedevil wrong!

Thedevil cast summon pet and he said: "I'll deal the first blow."
And /duel was typed with his fingertips as he raised and aimed his bow.
He pulled the strings upon his bow aiming his shot so he would not miss.
Then his pet joined in, biting Al, as the aimed shot hit like a fist.

When Thedevil crit, Al said: "Well you just got a pretty good crit right here.
"But you can put down your mouse for now, 'cause I just cast my fear!"

Fear on that hunter , run cow, run.
Thedevil's getting pwnd by the felguard stun.
Curse of Agony, Corruption, Shadow Bolt!
"Devil, does your pet bite?"
"He goes for the throat!"

Thedevil /bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He /clapped and then /kneeled on the ground at Alhazad's feet.
Al said: "Thedevil just type /duel if you wanna try again.
"I told you once, you OP hunter, I'm the best that's ever been!"

Fear on that hunter, run cow, run.
Thedevil's getting pwnd by the Felguard stun.
Curse of Agony, Corruption, Shadow Bolt!
"Devil, does your pet bite?"
"He goes for the throat!"